I have no idea why I’m completely moved to say “BITCHESSSSSS” after I announce I did something lame. I think it makes me feel a little more Tyler Perry and a little less Everyone Loves Raymond.

For instance:

“I just did the laundry BITCHESSSS”
“I just folded my fitted sheet correctly BITCHESSSS”
“I just tried a new Pinterest recipe BITCHESSSS”
“That Honda Odyssey rides smooth BITCHESSSSS”

“CAPRESE SALAD BITCHESSSSSSS”

……..

You get the idea.

Anyways, I MADE GRANOLA BITCHESSS!!!!!!!!

I used sunflower seeds, raw pumpkin seeds, raw almonds, oats, cranberries, raisins, honey, cinnamon, and EVOO. I mixed together the dry ingredients and spread them out in pans. Then I drizzled EVOO and honey and cinnamon over top and mixed it all together. I baked it at 350 degrees for 10, then tossed it around again and baked it for 10 more. I kept doing this until I felt like it was golden enough.

Eat, enjoy, rinse and repeat……. BITCHESSSSSSS.

think i made enough?

get in mah belly