We were walking down the aisles at Target just looking at all the baby craziness and these were the three things Sam said:

1. Sam: “Why is all the baby food ground up veggies and fruit?! Where is the meat?!
Me: “I don’t know, maybe it’s something to do with that meat will be hard on their stomach.”
Sam: “That’s dumb, that’s because we don’t give it to them early enough. We’re going to throw steaks in the blender and give it to our baby,”
Me: “Oh ok.”

2. Sam: “Holy crap baby food is expensive!”
Me: “Yeah I know, luckily we’ll save money with breastfeeding.”
Sam: “Or we could just chew up our food and give it to them.”
Me: “Are you seriously talking about baby-birding our kids their food?!”
Sam: “Yeah.”
Me: “Oh ok.”

3. Me: “It’s really hard to find masculine nursery designs if I don’t want my kid’s room to look like a zoo or a cream puff’s room.”
Sam: “I think we should have a MMA theme in the nursery.”
Me: “Like MMA fighting? Oh ok.”

God help me I love this man.