1. Target switched diapers. The new ones have stars instead of the dots, feel thinner, and rougher. Yall- these mothers gave Bud a CHEMICAL BURN on his tallywackersacker. It was really heartbreaking and painful for my dude. We have since switched to Costco dipes and he’s all better but just your own little warning from me. I went online and they were hundreds of comments saying the same thing. And when I called Target they said they’d been getting lots of calls. If you call, they’ll refund you!

P.S. I realize I should probably be doing cloth diapers blah blah, but lets be real, I’m going to use that time to shave my legs work out eat candy.

2. Anthropologie has these and they’ve been floating around Pinterest. Let me rock your world by telling you that Bed, Bath, & Beyond sells them for 9.99 and they are the best thing to rub against my legs since…. well, they’re awesome ok?

3. Nothing sends a rage through me like someone telling me that raisins are nature’s candy. You know what? CANDY IS NATURE’S CANDY!  That’s all.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing airplane with my little man.