Oh hello still perky 37 week pregnant Martha. You look adorable in your outfit and make-up and thinking that you’ve gotten your nesting to-do list taken care of.

Oh there you are 39 week swollen Martha, it’s good to see you again since you’ve been avoiding mirrors lately. It’s kinda adorable you thought you’d be in labor by now but alas, I think that this little boy will follow in his brother’s footsteps and might take his sweet time. I’m still experiencing a lot of Braxton Hicks but all in all, I’m pretty grateful to still be able to go on long walks and play with my kiddo. Despite the look on my face in the 39 week picture, I’m at peace with the fact that this baby will come when he’s ready… I SWEAR I AM AT PEACE DAMMIT!!!!!!!